"It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy; Location, Location, Location."

"When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws, only catapults."

"A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. 'Dude, make a left.' 'Those are trees..' 'Trust me.'"

"A quick way to start a conversation is to say something like, 'What's your favorite colour?' A quick way to end a conversation is to say something like, 'What's your favorite colour... person?"

"I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone'."

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."

I love Demetri Martin.

I went to the mall with Kyle yesterday.
It was fun. I got Jacqui's Christmas present and my sister-in-laws Christmas present.
I got Eileen a cafe au lait candle, it smells soooo good and makes me want coffee so badly.
And then I got Jacqui some little stuff :)
But I still want to get a couple more things for her Christmas present which is going to be a bag of awesome.

My aunt gave me money today.
I'm so thankful, I really needed it. I'm going to put some into my savings account.
At the rate I'm going, I'll have a car sometime arouuuund....2012. I just cannot save money :(
So what's probably going to happen is I'll get a car and then the world will end.

Yeah. That's what I'm expecting.

I don't think even anyone reads these because I'm so boring.
My room is so messy. I hate it. I have too much stuff. I just hate to get rid of stuff because I feel like I'm close to everything. Or that it'd be a waste to get rid of it.
I can't wait to get an apartment so that it will be nice and clean and organized.
But I don't know if I could survive without my mom. Probably not.

Also, I'm damn tired of this stupid girl getting to watch the front lanes at work when she's only been there for about 7 months. And I've been there for over a YEAR and 7 months! Wtf?! I'm so much more capable, it's so unfair. I feel under appreciated. @#$%^7

So I told my big brother Jake that I wanted a 16 gb iPod nano for Christmas and that's it.
And I was expecting a reponse along the lines of..

"Way too much money."
"Depends on what you get me."
"If you get me a state of the art scientific telescope and a sample of Mars lunar rocks."

But instead he just said
"Color?"

Omfgwtf?! I might actually get one?!?!
Fucking shit, I'm so excited!
I hope I really do!
I love my brother.



Oh and I said blue :)

Thanks to Jacqui, I have now started reading the "My Life is Average" snippets. And oh my lord, do I love them.


"A little while ago, I went to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with my sister, mom, and dad. When the movie characters raised their wands at the end to remember Dumbledore, my dad slowly raised his drinking straw, and was followed by the entire filled IMAX theater. MLIA"

"Today, I was at the mall with my mom and little siblings. We were checking a map trying to find a new store, my little sister couldn't figure out where we were so I pointed out the "You Are Here" sticker. her eye's got really big, she looked around and said. "How do they know where we are?" I nearly peed my pants. MLIA."

"Today, I was going into my english class when I realised that somebody had written 'dumble' on the door. I was in a good mood for the rest of the day. MLIA"

"Today, I ordered burritos online to pick up at Freeb!rds. I put the order name under 'Voldemort' just for fun. When I got home to eat, I pulled out my burrito and it said 'He who must not be named' on top. I'm still smiling. MLIA"

"Today, I went to go get the rubber bands changed on my third set of braces. It was a new orthodontist, so when I told him I wanted red and gold, I was expecting him to say "McDonalds?" like the last three orthodontist I had. He looked at me with a straight face and said "Gryffindor?" I think I found my permanant orthodontist. MLIA"

"Today, the guy who sits in front of me fell asleep in class. I drew on the back of his neck and he never woke up. He walked around school for over 4 hours with "follow me to narnia" written across the back of his neck and never even questioned why people kept following him to class. MLIA"

"Today, my teacher asked us all to raise our right hands and repeat after her. She started to say "I solemnly swear." then waited for us to repeat it. We all repeated it, then every single kid in the class added "that I am up to no good." I still have no idea what she wanted us to swear in the first place. MLIA"

"The brand of tampons I use has cheesy inspirational sayings on the wrappers such as "the sky is the limit" and stuff like that. Today, I noticed one that said "Focus on the positive, at least now you know you're not pregnant." Thanks Playtex Sport, periods don't seem so bad anymore. MLIA"

"Today, I was in French class reading sentences and we had to guess what words meant. When the word la vérité came up, everyone was stumped, but I raised my hand and asked if it meant truth. It did. My teacher was so impressed that I had used context clues and english derivatives. Too bad I guessed based on 'veritaserum' from Harry Potter. MLIA"

"Two days ago on Halloween, a little boy dressed as a spork came trick-or-treating at my house. After giving him candy, I saw him run to his parents, who were dressed as a fork and a spoon. MLIA"

"Yesterday, I was handing out candy when a costumeless boy came up and wondering what he was, I asked. He looked at me with a straight face and said, ''I'm a serial killer. We look like everyone else.'' Easily made my night. MLIA"

"Yesterday, I saw a teenager dressed as a devil jump out to try and scare a kid dressed as a priest. Without skipping a beat, the priest smacked the devil with his bible, then chased him around screaming, "The power of Christ compels you!" MLIA"

"Yesterday while handing out candy to trick-or-treaters there was a knock on my door and when I opened it there was no one there. Just as I was about to close the door a saw a young boy dressed up as Edward Cullen walking up to my door. Then another boy dressed up as a police officer ran from behind him, tackled him to the ground, hand-cuffed him and brought him to my door and said, "You're welcome lady, this man is a highly wanted stalker." I gave them all my candy. MLIA. "

"Today for Halloween I dressed as Hermoine Granger. I was in walking down the street trick or treating when I ran into another person dressed as Hermoine Granger. As soon as she saw me she fell to the ground and moaned "Dumbledore warned me about what might happen with time-turners, I should have listened!" I love Halloween. MLIA"

"Today, I saw a man dressed in full Buddy costume from the movie "Elf." I stuck my head out my car window and yelled, "You're a cotton-headed ninnymuggins!" His gasp was audible from several feet away, and then he chased me down the sidewalk yelling, "I'm telling Santa!" I love college. MLIA."

"Tonight I was babysitting. I have been pretty upset about my recent break up with my ex byfriend. When the girl I was babysitting asked me why I looked so sad, I told her that I had just gone through a tough break up. She nodded and left the room. When she returned, she was holding The Sims video game and said "Let's kill him!" Made my night. MLIA"

Sandra Nicole Griego and I. In other words, my bestfriend. I love her, even though I don't get to see her enough. We went to Target (like we always do) and I wore my Spider-Man shirt and drank coffee I brought from home. I hoola-hooped. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was there that day. He said he didn't mind my hoola-hooping because it was sexual. HAHA. <3

My graduation cake! (Obviously) I was so excited to see this cake. My brother got it for me from Costco. It tasted decent. But it was just pretty. And I was so proud of it. Yay 2009 :)

I can still smell you.

You smell like cologne, cigarettes, and sex.
How I've missed it.

Sometimes I feel like I wish I could go back.

I've never been the kind of person to regret something. To want to turn back time.
But I do. I do now. Even though now I have friends. Things were different.

I feel tied down.
I'm only 17.

I miss the rain.
I miss watching Spider-Man.
I miss dry, witty, sarcasm.


I miss you.

Millie girl again :) It's real rare for her to sit on your lap or lay on your bed at night, but she came and flopped down on my stomach while I was reading one night. Apparantly, Millie is quite the fan of JK Rowling. That's my girl :)

Reasons why I love the people on my top 8.

Sandra Nicole Griego.
1. She's very very ditzy, and it makes me feel smart :) Plus I like teaching her things.
2. She has a little kid type of personality. Everything amuses her.
3. I can make her laugh by doing ANYTHING.
4. We have 4 years worth of memories as bestfriends.
5. She smells good :)

Jessika Nicole Montoya
1. She doesn't care at all what people think about her.
2. Her sense of fashion is so eclectic and amazing.
3. She has a beautiful voice AND she can draw.
4. She never ever fails to make me laugh.
5. She's loud and silly, just like me.

Andrew William Bouchard
1. He's kind of my boyfriend.
2. He READS. I love when people actually pick up books.
3. He'll pretty much do whatever it takes to amuse me.
4. He makes me laugh when we watch little kid shows late at night :)
5. He's TALL.

Kyle Anthony Trevino
1. He's probably one of the top 3 funniest people I've EVER met in my life.
2. He gives good hugs.
3. I can talk to him about stuff.
4. He is tech-savvy and helps me with stuff when I'm confused and discombobulated.
5. He keeps plans when he makes them.

Jacqui (Ann, I think) Zebraskiin
1. She's fucking hilarious!
2. She has all this talent, all this stuff I wish I could do, like knit and draw.
3. She's one of the only girls I know who is not stupid and bitchy.
4. She likes doing things that other people find boring, like going to Target and Ikea :)
5. She says things that I don't think she means to sound funny, but still are.

Jill (I'm just realizing I don't know her full name)
1. She's absolutely gorgeous.
2. She's so crafty, and makes the most beautiful bows.
3. She's one of the funniest people ever.
4. She's super protective of Sandra and I and she's like the sister I never had.
5. She's not another stupid girl.

Burke Edward Boydell
1. He knows proper grammar, thank goodness.
2. He always knows how to make me feel better about myself.
3. His eyes are AMAZING.
4. He's so sweet and cares so much about his friends :)
5. He's there to listen.

Shelbz (Her name is just Shelbz, okay?)
1. She's too far away, so when we do talk, it's a rare treat.
2. She's pretty :)
3. She has an awesome dog, Lakota, the Husky.
4. She has a wonderful girlfriend who is also pretty.
5. She's going to buy and send me a webcam!

The end!

My babygirl, Frisby. She is one of the most important things in my life. I got her when I was 7. She's my girl, my favorite, my best friend. Sometimes I can't believe how much personality she has. She's a pistol, everyone is afraid of her. I love her so much<3

I'm thinking I might want to do something where every day or every other day I post a picture from my cell phone, because I'm currently saving them all on my computer, and I can just talk a tiny bit about the picture.

I feel like it might be something nice to look back on.

I just hope it doesn't become super boring for my 10,000 readers.
Oh wait..

Okay, I'm not so worried anymore.

You know what I miss?

There was a time around the time Twilight came out..maybe almost 8 months or so ago.

And I would wear tights and boots, and it was cold out.

And I would put fake eyelashes on and drive by myself to Barnes and Noble, and sit by myself and read books, and drink water and be alone.

And I was really sad because I had no friends.

And no one would talk to me.

And I never hung out with anyone.

But it was happy.

I was okay.

And looking back, it was good memories.

Reading Foxtrot, and wearing leggings and tights and dresses and skirts and going to get my monroe done. I can't believe I was so okay with being alone, even though at the time, I didn't know I was okay.

Life changes alot.

I have Andrew now, even though we were friends before, we didn't have anything really.

I have Kyle now, and we're close, even though I'm afraid I might lose him to another girl who comes along.

Sandra's not around enough.

I never really was able to depend on her.

It hurts alot. I care so much about her and I feel like I get absolutely nothing in return.

Mehhh.

Sometimes I wish I could go back to being alone all the time.

But mostly I think I miss the cold weather :)

I had a really fun day with Jacqui today!

I woke up really late. At like 2. 0_0

And then I hurried and got ready and she picked me up.

I picked up my check and then went to the bank.

THERE WAS LIKE..A TERRORIST OR SOMETHING AT THE MOBILE STATION!!

And then we went to Ikea!

And it was fun and I want my house to look like those awesome models.

And the food was yummy and CHEAP.

And then we went to Joanne so Jacqui could buy some..knitting stuff.

And then Target.

And I bought cute ass shoes

and a MINI MARSHMALLOW SHOOTER (win!)

Aannnddd Mary Poppins and 101 Dalmations.

It was awesome :)

Jacqui iz kool.

Tonight I'll dream while I'm in bed

when silly thoughts go through my head

about the bugs and alphabet

and when I wake tomorrow I'll bet

that you and I will walk together again

cause I can tell that we are going to be friends

I'd like more friends, please.

I had more Pinkberry today.

I got another coconut, with chocolate shavings, strawberries, coconut, and raspberries.

It was delicious.

Then Mom and I watched X-Men Origins. She liked it.

Deadpool freaked her out a little bit though. I anticipated that.

Andrew stopped by to get his DS.
I'm quite fond of him.

Last night I had delicious Pinkberry with my wonderful boyfriend.
I got a medium coconut yogurt, which is a new flavor.
And then I got coconut on top, along with strawberries and chocolate shavings.
Then I tried one of their new liquid toppings. I got the pomegranate juice.
It was soooo yummy.
The other liquids are honey and caramel.

I think when I get off work today at 6:30, I'm going to see if my mom will take me.
I want another coconut, with caramel, coconut, strawberries, and chocolate shavings.
I'm going to buy the 2-disc X-Men Origins: Wolverine at work.
Then mom and I are going to watch it when I get off.
I'm excited :D

lolboyfriend

Andrew: So if you were given the opportunity to kill any famous person on the planet whether they be a movie star, political figure, athlete etc. Who would it be and in what manner would you carry it out?

Me: I would shank Kanye West over and over and over again. And then a couple more times. And then I would stab him with those god awful shutter shades.

Andrew: lol I think you just made my heart go pitter patter with that comment. God, you're great :)